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Por un lado, ese cliente que te pregunta que cu\u00e1ntas kilocalor\u00edas, en ingl\u00e9s, tiene la chocolatina adelgazante, y, no sabes c\u00f3mo hacerle entender que lo \u00fanico que var\u00eda es el idioma. Por otro lado, ese otro cliente que te pide la jeringa m\u00e1s larga para hacerla llegar hasta el fondo del envase y debes dar una clase expr\u00e9s de f\u00edsica para hacerle entender que el frasco lo puede girar y milagrosamente el contenido alcanza el dispositivo, en este caso, extractor.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\">Y, por supuesto, el brindis queda para ese cliente que solicita con ansiedad \u201csexo oral\u201d y sale con urgencia, de rebotica, ese Seroxat\u00ae que tanta falta le hace.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif;\">El poeta brit\u00e1nico Samuel Coleridge frasea \u00abA ninguna mente bien organizada le falta sentido del humor\u00bb. 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