{"id":52541,"date":"2023-04-27T02:09:44","date_gmt":"2023-04-27T00:09:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.coflaspalmas.es\/?p=52541"},"modified":"2025-11-12T10:12:39","modified_gmt":"2025-11-12T09:12:39","slug":"cosas-de-las-guardias","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coflaspalmas.es\/en\/cosas-de-las-guardias\/","title":{"rendered":"Cosas de las guardias"},"content":{"rendered":"

Eran las<\/span> tres o cuatro de la madrugada <\/span>cuando son\u00f3 el timbre de guardia. A<\/span> esa<\/span>s<\/span> hora<\/span>s<\/span> y en aquellos tiempos,<\/span> sal<\/span>\u00eda<\/span>s <\/span>de la cama <\/span>con el cuchillo entre los dientes y en la mente <\/span>una sola frase: <\/span>\u00bf<\/span>T<\/span>iene receta? <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

L<\/span>a ventanilla <\/span>para dispensar<\/span> era de las que solo se ve<\/span>\u00ed<\/span>an los dedos y la<\/span>s<\/span> recetas. <\/span>M<\/span>e acerco a la ventanilla y lo primero que veo es como una libreta p<\/span>e<\/span>q<\/span>ue<\/span>\u00f1a. <\/span>A\u00fan no hab\u00eda descubierto qu\u00e9 era aquello cunado desde el otro lado una voz dijo: <\/span>\u201c<\/span>\u00e1<\/span>brala, por favor\u201d. <\/span>C<\/span>on la<\/span>s<\/span> lega\u00f1a<\/span>s a\u00fan<\/span> pegadas<\/span> y haciendo<\/span> un gran esfuerzo para ver algo, <\/span>l<\/span>a abro y veo una foto de una pareja relativamente joven con cinco ni\u00f1os alrededor. <\/span>Entonces ca\u00ed: e<\/span>ra el libro de familia. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u201c<\/span>S<\/span>oy pescador. <\/span>V<\/span>engo de estar en el mar tres meses. <\/span>U<\/span>na caja de preservativos, por favor\u201d. <\/span>Y<\/span> sin favor tambi<\/span>\u00e9<\/span>n, <\/span>pens\u00e9,<\/span> y buen provecho. <\/span>Me pareci\u00f3 que aquello era ya suficiente receta para dispensar lo solicitado.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Para contar otra de las an\u00e9cdotas que recuerdo con m\u00e1s nitidez, es necesario explicar que hubo un tiempo en el que exist\u00edan supositorios bals\u00e1micos que ven\u00edan dentro de cajas de corcho y envueltos, artesanalmente, en papel de platina. Pues ten\u00eda yo una caja de esas durmiendo el sue\u00f1o de los justos en la botica. U<\/span>n d<\/span>\u00ed<\/span>a, apareci<\/span>\u00f3 <\/span>un se\u00f1or que no era cliente y <\/span>al que <\/span>no lo hab<\/span>\u00ed<\/span>a visto nunca. \u201cMire\u201d, me dijo, \u201ctengo un catarro que no se me quita con nada\u201d. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Lo pens\u00e9 y vi que e<\/span>ra mi ocasi<\/span>\u00f3<\/span>n. <\/span>L<\/span>e puse delante aquella reliquia y, al ver su cara de sorpresa, le dije con <\/span>un firme convencimiento<\/span>: \u201cno se fie de las apariencias. <\/span>H<\/span>ay que juzgar por los resultados\u201d.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

P<\/span>ues <\/span>contra todo pron\u00f3stico <\/span>lo convenc<\/span>\u00ed<\/span> a la primera, <\/span>y as\u00ed desped\u00ed al hombre y a la cajita que tanto tiempo estuvo conmigo.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Sinceramente me<\/span> quede con un poco de remordimiento, pero me consol<\/span>\u00e9<\/span> pensando que por donde se recomendaba ponerse el medicamento tampoco <\/span>tendr\u00eda consecuencias significativas<\/span>.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

A la seman<\/span>a, veo al caballero<\/span> de los supositorios <\/span>entrar a la farmacia y<\/span> dir<\/span>igirse<\/span> a m<\/span>\u00ed.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u2013<\/span>\u201c<\/span>\u00bfU<\/span>sted fue el que me dijo: no se fie de las apariencias?\u201d. <\/span>Pens\u00e9: \u201ct<\/span>r\u00e1game tierra\u201d, <\/span>y le dije con m\u00e1s temor que convencimiento: -\u201cS\u00ed,<\/span> fui yo\u201d.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-\u201c<\/span>P<\/span>ues ten<\/span>\u00ed<\/span>a <\/span>usted<\/span> raz<\/span>\u00f3<\/span>n\u201d, <\/span>me dijo, \u201c<\/span>mano de santo. <\/span>S<\/span>e me quit<\/span>\u00f3<\/span> todo. <\/span>D<\/span>eme <\/span>one <\/span>o <\/span>dos<\/span> cajitas m<\/span>\u00e1<\/span>s\u201d.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Jaime L\u00f3pez Orge<\/strong><\/span>
\nExtesorero del COFLP y farmac\u00e9utico jubilado<\/span><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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